You're Gall-Peters!
Honest about size, stretched on shape
You are the honest one, and you say it like it is. You will always measure fairly, even if things end up looking a bit stretchy. You care about how much space everyone really takes up, not about looking pretty.
The real map fact
On a Gall-Peters map every country has exactly the right size compared with the others. To do that it squashes and stretches the shapes, so countries near the middle look tall and skinny.