You're Mercator!
Always knows which way to go
You are the one who always knows which way to go! Follow your compass and you will get there. You do puff up the things that are far from home a little, but when somebody needs directions, you are the right one to ask.
The real map fact
Mercator keeps directions true, so a straight line on the map is a path you can follow with a compass. It also stretches places near the top and bottom of the world, so Greenland looks huge.